@meganamram: Noah's flood = God clearing his browser history
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@lovemydogduck: I will be tweeting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.
@1CleverGirl1: If you care about someone, even a little bit. I beg of you. Please. TELL THEM WHEN THEY HAVE SOMETHING IN THEIR TEETH.