@meganamram: Noah's flood = God clearing his browser history
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@putyoursisterd1: Before we get too excited about rising follower counts, it's good to remember that people also stop to look at accidents.
@tuckerflodman: Hey girl, on a scale of 'Neo's mind in the beginning of The Matrix' and 'Neo's mind at the end', how free are you tonight?
@kevinrowe1: Take it from me. Your wife will not like it if you say, "My twitter girls would do that"