@ShoutingGoddess: Nobody can negotiate like a 4 year old told he has 2 minutes til bed.
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@dysalexia: Pulled out all of my eyelashes so I can make more wishes. 1st wish: MONEY! 2nd wish: FRIENDS! 3rd wish: eyelashes :(
@TheBeerGuy73: A N U S B U T T M U F F ~ My reply when the optometrist asks me to read the lower lines, regardless of what I see
@simoncholland: At some point all those Legos I've kicked down the vent instead of picking up over the years are going to be a major problem.