@ObscureGent: Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore.
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@AimeeHelene1: I love when I make people laugh so hard they spit out their water... Or food... Or baby...
@WildeThingy: Having survived numerous mysterious strangers attempting to kill him as a child, Hitler swore revenge on a cruel world.
@SkunkRiverNPS: Wilderness survival tip #32: To deter bears from attacking your tent, simply sprinkle your neighbor's campsite with bacon powder.