@gingerfaced: Nobody gracefully gets out of a beanbag chair.
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@Naked_Wombat: I'm not necessarily saying that I am or am not a super hero, but I do occasionally stand with my hands on my hips.
@dafloydsta: [first date] HER: I love a man who likes to get a little crazy. ME: *trying to impress* I'm a psychopath.
@Sickayduh: [woman on death row] "Your last meal?" - I don't care. You pick. "Fish?" - Gross no "Steak?" - No. Anything is fine tho. "Pasta?" - Ew carbs
@vikkaroni: My husband and I are having a serious fight. Do you think I should let him know about it?