@gingerfaced: Nobody gracefully gets out of a beanbag chair.
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@Sickayduh: "Oooh look! Is that a comet?" - Well, actually the airport is real close by "Oh ok. Good idea. I'll call them and ask"
@ThingsJackDigs: Baptisms were invented by a guy who had to explain why he was caught trying to drown a baby.
@chuuew: BOSS:You were supposed to get an inconspicuous heist car! ME:No one'll suspect the google car B:It's literally documenting everything we do
@trojansauce: DATE: how about we move this to the bedroom? ME: give me one minute *i kiss all my beanie babies on the head and put them on the ground*