@LizHackett: Nobody in this neighborhood ever got along until we all hated your rooster.
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@GASmithIV: Like Rachel Dolezal, I too have been pretending to be something I'm not. For years, I've pretended to be white, when I'm actually a ladder.
@djdarrellripley: Ex-Girlfriend: I heard you & your new girlfriend are having problems... Well, you've always got my number. Me: Yes, is it still 666?
@jakob_huber: You'd think Bowser would start locking the front door of his castle after the first time Mario just walked right in like he owned the joint.
@stevevsninjas: Her: What's the baby playing with? Him: Marbles. Her: OMG, she might swallow them! Him: Don't worry! They're not my competition marbles.