@pharmasean: I'm rubber, you're glue. He's scissors, she's a toner cartridge, those fellas are paperclips. Welcome to the supply closet pal.
@Elizasoul80: 5 year old son: I want to be a boxer.
Me: I think you're too cute to be a boxer.
5: Yes, that is what everybody will think.
@briancthayer: *throws a dead pigeon at jerk who cut me off in traffic*
Wife: Hun, I don't think "flipping the bird" means what you think it means.
@SuperTeeWhy: [Me, getting hauled out of a bank vault with 1,000 chameleons stapled around my body]
"Damn"
@JasonLight73: When I see someone in public talking on a bluetooth..I like to position myself on the other side, lean in & whisper "It's ok I see them too"
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