@fro_vo: COP: do you know how fast you were going ME: no do you COP: yes ME: *twirls hair* what else do u know about me

@dougbies: Breakfast: 200 calories Lunch: 500 calories Dinner: 800 calories Snack before bed: 15,000 calories

@SuperRandomish: [Morgan Freeman narrating my life] *extended period of silence* "What the hell am I supposed to do with this..."

@Holy_Mowgli: INVENTOR: behold the umbrella! it protects only your head & chest from rain CEO: wow I: so fragile it cannot withstand any wind C: i love it

@ewfeez: Whenever a guy named Stephen tries to tell me what to do I shout, "you're not my real hen!" and run away