@1Bad_Scientist: Nobody is happy. Be like Nobody.
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@IamEnidColeslaw: HEY. Our ancestors didn't eat brunch. They ate rocks. And fought dinosaurs. Ever heard of fire? They INVENTED it. Enjoy your Bloody Mary.
@Sarcasticsapien: This world would be a much better place if some people's mothers would've just had a headache.
@envydatropic: Surround yourself with people who will groom your eyebrows should you ever become comatose
@DaHess1: If bank website ads have taught me anything it's that white people love drinking coffee as they pay bills online in an empty loft apartment.