@1Bad_Scientist: Nobody is happy. Be like Nobody.
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@ericsshadow: ME: I play for the Philadelphia Eagles. HER: What position do u play? ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
@Midgetspar: If I had a jet pack I would look AWESOME dying within the first 2 minutes of having a jet pack.
@jrza84: I guess knocking on random dressing room doors in a department store and asking "hey, can I see how you look?" is frowned upon.
@Rollinintheseat: They say a woman deserves a man that looks at her every day like it's the first time he's seen her. It's wrong to promote Alzheimer's.