@LurkAtHomeMom: Nobody is hungrier than a child who's just been told it's time for bed.
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@pleatedjeans: OMINOUS CHANTING *pentagram starts to glow* YES! RISE DARK LORD! RISE! *Satan tosses pillow through portal* UNGH 5 MORE MINUTES!!!
@CulturedRuffian: What do you mean my cats can't be dependents on my taxes?! I feed them, clothe them, & care for them! CPA: You clothe them? Shut it hater.
@atstephenbell: bowie leaves us and then a 9th planet appears, i don't need to read your science article