@LurkAtHomeMom: Nobody is hungrier than a child who's just been told it's time for bed.
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@flashember: *Buys map of world, pins up on wall *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands *packs for wall 3 feet away *has an amazing time at wall
@Death_Buddy: ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE? "Haha a man obviously" *Detective places cheese on table* *suspect starts to sweat*
@rockymomax: FRIEND: can you hold my keys? ME: no [pulling another fanny pack out of my fanny pack] but you can
@Birdhumms: "Your sense of entitlement is destroying our relationship" *me to my dog while trying to eat without having to share.