@LurkAtHomeMom: Nobody is hungrier than a child who's just been told it's time for bed.
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@LostFelicia: If your kids are big enough to get on a ride without help, I will fight them for the last carousel horse.
@DaddyJew: Legend has it that if you don't look a coworker in the eye they won't stop to tell you about their weekend.
@DeadLioness: In a parallel universe, a zebra is walking around her contemporary decorated house, on top of a skinned blonde chick with big hoops rug.
@myonlymizztake: Trying to do deadlifts at the gym, but I can't figure out where they hide the bodies.