@theshantilly: NOBODY MOVE I LOST AN HOUR
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@iRowlf: I'd like to return this pack of gum. They taste awful. "Sir, those are Band-Aids." Oh, I'd like to return these Band-Aids. Someone ate some.
@PeaceInTruth1: A car gets better traction in the snow if you throw a couple of coworkers in the trunk.
@electrolemon: this harriet tubman news is gonna make it super awkward every time i purchase slaves in cash