@theshantilly: NOBODY MOVE I LOST AN HOUR
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@stevevsninjas: HER: You didn't make a reservation? ME: I got this. (to Maître D') Perhaps *this* will jog your memory? M: A handful of Skittles, sir?
@stockejock: Misery loves company, and apparently that's why my parents invite me over every Thanksgiving weekend.
@MollySneed: [puts a tub of Blue Bell in the cart] Ma'am, did you hear there was a recall? That could be deadly. [slowly puts second tub in cart]