@Caissie: Nobody on this train is decent enough to give up their seat for a pregnant woman & now I gotta stand here w/my sweater balled up in my coat.
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@philgibson01: "This undercooked pasta is an absolute car crash" What do you mean? "It's all denty"
@Sarcasmo718: Taking your shirt off when fighting is a great way to tell the cops who to arrest.
@houffy: Wife: Talk sexy to me Husband: Commencing garment extraction W: Huh? H: Initiating trouser disengagement W: ... H: Removing unmentionables