@AdderallMomma: Nobody warned me that my child could possibly develop an attitude similar to mine.
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@aksorojas: I always have a condom in my wallet in case I get invited to parties and there's not enough balloons for everyone.
@TheGoodGodAbove: It’s 100% legal to give cops the finger. But remember, it’s also apparently 100% legal for them to shoot and kill you.