@AdderallMomma: Nobody warned me that my child could possibly develop an attitude similar to mine.
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@kamtweeting: There are hospitals for the criminally insane. And then there are parliaments for the insanely criminal.
@Dawn_M_: Twitter should give you 5,000 followers when you start and then you have to try and lose them.
@ibid78: [A-ha rehearsal] "Here's the lyric: Take On Me." "What about Take Me On?" [4 hrs of arguing later] "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."