@wokkax3: Nobody's abs are good enough to convince anyone to move to Iowa.
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@Storminika: Instead of sending friends Christmas cards, is it ok If I return the ones I got and just add the words "Me too"?
@SergioValenCo: Don't scream. I came to your house because you never responded to my DMs. Are you OK?
@PussycatPlace: If you think my grey hair tells a story, you should see the unmarked graves in my back yard.