@wokkax3: Nobody's abs are good enough to convince anyone to move to Iowa.
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@jonnysun: FRIENDS reunion (2016) RACHEL: [texting from bar] sry smthg came up CHANDLER: [texting from home] same… work JOEY: [in LA] wait THIS friday?
@myles_morrison: If anyone tried to steal my identity I would just think "now it's their problem."
@sammyrhodes: Do they make a scale that says things like "Those shorts probably weigh, what, like 15 pounds?"