@wokkax3: Nobody's abs are good enough to convince anyone to move to Iowa.
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@myles_morrison: If anyone tried to steal my identity I would just think "now it's their problem."
@robfee: Sure, I have gluten free Halloween candy for your kid. *Reaches in pocket & pulls out middle finger* Get off my lawn before I call the cops
@FartInASkillet: Out of curiosity I decided to look at Pinterest, and I've decided it's basically cyber-hoarding...