@HanaMichels: Nobody's coming to my pizzarrhea I don't get it!!!
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@Bob_Janke: I don't know what upsets me more, the fact that that guy stole my tweet or that he only got 2 retweets off of it
@myonlymizztake: His last words were, "I'm just going to tell her to calm down, and remind her that she still hasn't made dinner."
@jake_lach: Lady pulled away with the gas pump still in her car and I was like OMG who's your dealer?