@Swishergirl24: I know they took some creative liberties with 'Noah' but I really wasn't expecting that Prius.

@fuzzlime: I'm so hungry I could eat an apple

@deathoftheparty: read this from top to bottom to discover just how much movement your eyebrows are capable of

@GloGurL: I don't normally cook. How much vodka do you add to the mashed potatoes?

@causticbob: I hate it when people say "Oh, I'm a vegetarian except for fish". Yeah? And I'm a non-smoker except for cigarettes. #WorldVeganDay