@novicefather: Nomenclature is important when courting a lady. For example, "feminine scent" and "feminine odor" are perceived differently. You're welcome.
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@roadkill3x: Don't waste your time going to the library looking for books on suicide..... no one ever brings them back.
@SteveKoehler22: Remember that it's "i before e" ... Except when feigning a heist on a weird, feisty, beige foreign neighbor.
@daemonic3: ME: I got us a custom headstone! WIFE: I'm not being immortalized in one of your dumb jokes ME: Just read it WIFE: "Tomb it may concern…"