@nettie0918: None of my boyfriends even know they're dating me.
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@Ristolable: You can put a satire warning on whatever you want. People who think Onion stories are real do not know what that word means.
@NicestHippo: Ever since childhood I've identified as a hippo. While other kids were playing, I savagely mauled villagers. #TransSpecies