@nettie0918: None of my boyfriends even know they're dating me.
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@DomesticGoddss: Accidentally drove to work w/the kids still in the car & they waited until I parked to cheer that they weren't going to school. Mon-1 Mom-0
@DirtMcTurd: [Giraffes at gym] "What do you want to work on today?" Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet
@RandomManik: Sometimes I ponder over things like, -What is life? -Where am I going? & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called?