@wolfpupy: none of the animals i designed and invented are at the zoo. do they even check the suggestion box
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@squirrel74wkgn: Not sure what's more creepy, sifting through the trash dressed like a clown at 3am...or my neighbor peeking out his window watching me.
@heymonroe: *notices girl singing song that's on in coffee shop* Me: You're a Cher fan too!? Her: Hold on *takes off bluetooth* Her: What? *dies alone*
@24HourBitching: Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms...