@rynbtmn: None of the scenarios in which I would require a watch that works 200m underwater are situations in which my watch would be my main concern.
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@notacroc: [alternate universe where jesus christ's name was jeffy spaghetti] ME: *hears some horrible news* jeffy spaghetti
@hazelmotes1: This venomous snake is pretty scary. What can we do to make it even scarier? Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES
@Playing_Dad: If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you you may be in love with a boomerang.
@ShawnIzadi: Why use words you don't understand in your tweets? It just makes you look photosynthesis.