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@DanMentos: "none of your ridiculous drink recipes tonight, ok dan?"
I promise
[later]
*stuffing flatbread into blender* WHO WANTS A PITA COLADA

“none of your ridiculous drink recipes tonight, ok dan?”
I promise
[later]
*stuffing flatbread into blender* WHO WANTS A PITA COLADA

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