@KevinFrisbee: "Nope. Nope. Yeah right. Nope. Close! Nah. Nope. Almost! Hahaha, you're terrible at this." - piece of popcorn stuck between teeth.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@TweetPotato314: Date: *opening apt door* This is where the murder happens. Me: OMG, what!? Date: Sorry, magic happens. Haha, I confuse those two. Me: Phew. Date: *locking door behind us* and now to magic you!
@markydoodoo: [eraser factory] BOSS: what makes u think ur right for the job? ME: *hands him blank piece of paper* I think my resumé speaks for itself