@GrumpyBahr: North Carolina just legalized same sex marriage. I thought all sex was the same after marriage.
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@weinerdog4life: The first thing you'll need if you're planning on stealing an ostrich from the zoo is a car with a sunroof
@jaslakhmna: ME to BF: "We need to talk about the future." BF: "what about it,you wanna talk about flying cars and robots and stuff?"
@daveexplosm: All the guys in working out photos look like they're straining or in pain, but there's lots of pictures of me with cake and I look happy.
@Darlainky: Nice try little pine tree air freshener, but this gas station restroom needs the efforts of an entire forest.