@GrumpyBahr: North Carolina just legalized same sex marriage. I thought all sex was the same after marriage.
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@ewfeez: Hacked again! Sometimes I wish I never grew up on 12,345,678th Street with a dog named Password.
@ilovepie84: I only shave half my face in case that I get arrested so that they will have two different side profile pictures.
@SirEviscerate: "What the hell happened to you?" I got tarred by an angry mob. "What about the feathers?" I hugged some ducks to feel better after.
@RadOrDie: I gave my friend a gluestick instead of chapstick last weekend and she's still not talking to me.