@AnitaHelmet: Not a catfish. Just behind on my lip waxing.
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@VodkaTiem: I don't know who put chairs in the elevator, but that's a kind of laziness that I can respect.
@matt___nelson: [getting escorted out of zoo] "I just wanted to see if the panda knew kung fu like in the movie"
@Reverend_Scott: Naming that space movie Gravity makes about as much sense as naming Jurassic Park something like There's No Dinosaurs In This.
@cluedont: My grandad used to swear by refrigerators. And televisions. In fact, he was probably the most foul-mouthed member of staff Comet ever had.