@AnitaHelmet: Not a catfish. Just behind on my lip waxing.
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@Xoolun: Being a single man has to be depressing when you think that even a guy like Hitler had a girlfriend.
@AaronFullerton: Reading about how much Daniel Craig hates Bond is like The Pope Visiting Kim Davis all over again.
@Death_Buddy: FOUND: 17 AGGRESSIVE DISEASED RATS LIVING IN LOCAL DUMPSTER. PLEASE CONTACT IF YOUR 17 AGGRESSIVE DISEASED PET RATS ARE MISSING.