@SunshineJarboly: not a day goes by that i don't think about dying and then accidentally getting sent to squirrel heaven
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@AsgardianRose: Perks of being an adult: I can eat 8 cookies, no one can stop me. Cons of being an adult: I ate 8 cookies, no one stopped me, I feel awful.
@iinkedZombie: [courtroom] Me: "I OBJECT YOUR HONOR" Judge: on what grounds? "LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO" Prosecutor: he's good Judge: *slams gavel* case dismissed.
@imagine_vegas: If any of you ladies want pancakes for breakfast, just come over....you can make them here, because I want some too