@SunshineJarboly: not a day goes by that i don't think about dying and then accidentally getting sent to squirrel heaven
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@GreenishDuck: Next time you're having a bad day just remember that alligators spend their whole lives looking like they're trying to do a push-up.
@Ivsy01: If u love someone and they don't love u back the first thing you need to do is make them a scrapbook with you both in little wedding outfits
@timdonakowski: Someone needs to break it to my cat that she is not a security guard and my bathroom is not a VIP section.