@FreshLee_Baked: Not all heroes wear capes
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@bossy_bootz: I notice you only call when you want something Person calling: ma'am your bill is 90 days past due
@FatherWithTwins: Someone cut in front of me in the salad bar line today. I didn't do anything because anyone who wants a salad that badly terrifies me.
@JumbledButts: *puts a DVD of 'Frozen' and a DVD of 'Dante's Peak' into the same DVD player* *'Waterworld' starts playing*
@CanadianCyn: I've found a diner. Or maybe it's a house. Either way this little old lady is cooking me breakfast.