@claire_mudie: NOT all policemen are strippers.
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@Ideal_Victoria: I only have sex with the lights off to prevent having to explain some of my tattoos.
@SweetTweetsBRO: I used to be a people person, but apparently collecting people in your basement is frowned upon.
@daemonic3: [1st date] "My birthday is on April 20th, so 4/20. Isn't that cool? When's yours?" Oh, umm *sweating* Sextember 69th