@claire_mudie: NOT all policemen are strippers.
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@MoneypennyNaked: Every time I text this guy, he replies with "Sorry, I'm driving." It's been a few days. I'm guessing he's probably made it to Mexico by now.
@chrisdowning: When something at the hardware store says it's universal, that means it will fit every model on the market except the one you have.
@envydatropic: My neighbors are having a terrible fight in the front yard. I mean hanging Christmas lights. Same.