@claire_mudie: NOT all policemen are strippers.
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@daemonic3: WIFE: It's always best to overdress on your 1st day of work ME: Ok [later] ME: You wanted to see me? BOSS: It's about your suit of armor
@TheRealNickKay: [DEATH ROW] WARDEN: Last meal? CON: Just a glass of lemonade please *Drinks lemonade/Burps* WARDEN: Pardon [CON WALKS FREE] W: SHIT
@faungirl123: Ladies with "finger in their mouth" avis, what's on your finger? Cake batter? Is it cake batter? Can I have some?