@PortRooster: Not entirely sure what a "propriate" is, but apparently I'm in it...
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@Cads_wallop: Judging by the way I just reacted to not being able to find the TV remote, I’m not the type of person you’d want around in a crisis
@Tmoney68: [At microphone] *clears throat* "Salsa. Ballet. Conga. Waltz. Jitterbug. Tap." *crowd cheers* "Thanks for attending my dance recital."
@squirrel74wkgn: "Sir, are you interested in the satellite radio upgrade?" ...uhhhh, for driving in space?