@decentbirthday: Not gonna lie, I'm pretty proud of this one.
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@usermcuserface: Guy behind me in line at the gas station was standing close enough to reenact the pottery scene from ghost.
@NightTraumaDoc: Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
@tinynietzsche: The five second rule doesn't apply to babies. You can pick them up anytime after dropping.