@decentbirthday: Not gonna lie, I'm pretty proud of this one.
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@dshack8: "I really have no idea how to pronounce my name but I won't admit it." Guys named Geoff.
@Elizasoul80: Person I tried to rob describing me to the police: "long hair, wearing pajamas, honestly she didn't seem very committed to it."
@Darlainky: I don't always make my order as complicated as possible, just when the server is showing off by not writing it down.