@decentbirthday: Not gonna lie, I'm pretty proud of this one.
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@TheChalls: Hey Joe, don't think we can use this ad. Why not? We're roofers. Yes, but "Hot shingles in your area looking to get nailed" seems extreme.
@JermHimselfish: The eyes are the window to the soul which is why I'm throwing pebbles at your face.