@PyrBliss: Not having any friends means I'm always the pretty one.
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@VanGobot: *sees a bug in my apartment* me: *yells at the spiderweb in the corner* WHAT THE SHIT, FRANK?! WE HAD A DEAL
@_Water_Baby: I cry way more when I'm angry than when I'm sad. So if you see my tears, look out for my left hook too.
@thesulk: Whenever teachers say 'show your work', just write a bunch of numbers down and hope they're tired that night.