@Cheeseboy22: Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever.
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@kellyoxford: Web MD is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book where the ending is always cancer.
@internetluke: [snapchat HQ] Boss: anybody got anything good? Guy (who smoked weed instead of working): people with big eyes puking rainbows?