@Cheeseboy22: Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever.
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@Roohani19: Apparently, "he's an army officer" isn't the correct response to "who's your daddy".
@mrtruthandsoul: Top 5 oxymorons: 1. Jumbo shrimp 2. Civil war 3. Virtual reality 4. Great outdoors 5. Family vacation
@thatUPSdude: I keep my car insurance deductible high just to help me fight the urge from side swiping people that don't use a blinker.