@maebemarbles: Not one person is cooler than the pigeon that just walked all the way into this Mexican restaurant, gently picked up a taco chip, and left.
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@ShrinkMedia: If I wake and then I bake, I pray The Lord for chocolate cake. Amen.
@Jandalize: YOLO! Jesus: Hold my wine!
@Dadpression: The first bird to chew food for her kids was probably just trying to leave for work on time.
@michaeljhudson: What idiot named it the English Channel instead of the BB Sea
@shegotagronk: Complimented Taylor Swift on her shirt yesterday and now she's in a tree outside my window with a guitar and a wedding dress. Send.Help.Now.
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