@JohnLyonTweets: Not only was my brother not mad when I backed into his Porsche, he even invited me camping and said to bring a shovel. Whew!
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@Reverend_Scott: Good thing Father's Day is only one day. I don't think I could stand to be a father longer than that.
@UnfilteredMama: My greatest accomplishment as a parent has been convincing my kids that Chuck E Cheese closes for “flu season.”