@Shut_up_Marissa: Not right now green light, I'm taking a selfie.
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@ninjadinosaur1: I am not paying for a full year membership at the Y when I only need the pool long enough to hold one hamster Viking funeral.
@StarrsWar: No officer I didn't mean to run him over. Yes I saw him but I thought he was my ex, and clearly he is not my ex.
@PurelyYours1: My stomach just made a really weird noise. So I'm just going to send a pizza down to check it out.