@SCbchbum: Not sure, but I think I just got to 3rd base with my toothbrush.
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@noog: GET OVER HERE thunders across the bar as a harpooned rope impales a beautiful girl. The bartender smiles and shakes his head at Scorpion.
@therealeatwood: BRAIN: Wake up! Someone’s knocking on the door of your hotel room! ME: No one is knocking and I’m not at a hotel. BRAIN: Haha, you’re up tho
@greg_vee: If I'd know I only had 4 decent tweets in me when I started, I'd have spread them out a little more.