@SCbchbum: Not sure, but I think I just got to 3rd base with my toothbrush.
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@donni: Finally, you get a cab. The driver is a golden retriever. You hop in and hope for the best
@Sarcasticsapien: When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone? Two days seems like a long time.
@AlexRogaski: The Chinese New Year is almost here. I know they're in another time zone, but 2 months behind seems a little extreme.