@SCbchbum: Not sure, but I think I just got to 3rd base with my toothbrush.
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@AudreyPorne: My neighbour is pissed. My recycle bin has missing for months so I've been using hers. My boyfriend is missing too. Same situation.
@merrittk: cashier: youre so beautiful me: thank you! my brain: shes flattering u... to get u to buy more groceries...
@ErrenMichaels: Superman: I am an all powerful alien with only one weakness. Batman: Is it bats? Please say bats.