@WilliamAder: Not sure how coffee got its own table in the living room, but kudos.
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@OutOnTheMoors: Pro Tip: If you're on a fishing boat and someone calls you Chum, they're probably not being friendly.
@ninjadinosaur1: None of my Barbies are speaking to each other because Ken got Skipper pregnant again. You can imagine the tension in my house tonight.
@man_spach: When the internet is down I turn my bed into a make-believe boat and play Life of Pi with the cat