@NotthatAdamWest: Not sure what my dog thinks I do all day, but based on her excitement when I get home she apparently lives in constant fear I'll be murdered
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@goldengateblond: The worst thing about dentists is they put that paper bib on you but they never bring you lobster.
@XplodingUnicorn: When my Internet is down for more than 2 minutes, I assume Western civilization has collapsed so I start looting.
@poizngrl: If my children are any indication of how much I talk, I would now like to apologize to any man I've ever dated...EVER