@dxblarssonENG: Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving.
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@LeonEarlgrey: So embarrassing when you compliment a lady on her large belly and it turns out she's just pregnant.
@respected_loner: just found out today that monkeys don't lay eggs. so what have i been buying on craigslist. what have i been eating
@bridger_w: Shoplifting may be wrong in a general sense, but what if, for example, I'm bored of paying for things