@dxblarssonENG: Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@QwertyJones3: Relationship status: I'm about to go put on my camouflage pants so my family can't find me on the couch.
@simoncholland: It's fine to eat a "test" grape in the produce section but you take one bite of a rotisserie chicken and it's all, "sir you need to leave."
@katiefzack: Whenever I order room service and the person tells me how long until the food arrives, I whisper, "If I'm alive by then," and hang up.