@dxblarssonENG: Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving.
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@drunktweets81: I just called to get my credit score and I heard laughing in the background. Sounds like a cool place to work.
@CourtneyBale: [making a friend at work] Brain: Make it weird Me: *thinking* No stop it Brain: Say something weird Me: Get out of here, you Coworker: What?
@BucMarvin: I put my pants on like everyone else. Two man servants holding me in the air while a third man servant wrestles with my flailing legs.