@dxblarssonENG: Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving.
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@causticbob: I found a cure for my debilitating cancer. I dumped her and started to see a capricorn instead.
@aka_fatman: Sure, your carpenter could turn water into wine, Father. Now let ME tell you about a plumber who can increase his size by eating mushrooms.
@andsarah2: I like that CNN is tweeting a picture of ebola bacteria. It will be handy in case I encounter it in the wild. With my microscope vision.