@DalrympleWill: Not sure which is more alarming: English wine or English bears?
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@_NTFG_: People say love is the best feeling in the world, but I think finding a toilet when you have diarrhea is better.
@Stalker_Clown: I'm not looking for a TC, I'm looking for someone with a woodchipper who doesn't ask questions.
@ClaytonSykes: Candy Crushers keep inboxing me saying that they need "lives" as if I didn't already know that.