@DalrympleWill: Not sure which is more alarming: English wine or English bears?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@EndhooS: Wife: He's always lying about his celebrity connections.. Therapist: Is this true? Me: Just wait til Sonic The Hedgehog hears this bullshit.
@Swain_Train47: My favorite thing to do in cities is walk down busy sidewalks, pass by people, and say into my phone "Target is on the move.”
@better_off_dad: CAT scans are just like regular scans, only the techs push you off the table after.
@thenatewolf: I have a hot house to protect me from the cold outside. Inside my hot house I have a smaller cold house to protect my food from the heat of my hot house.