@aguywithnolife: Not sure which is worse, the CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch saying he doesn't want ugly people wearing his clothes or that people still wear A&F
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@WheelTod: "This isn't working out," I insist to my girlfriend as we glide effortlessly downhill on her tandem bicycle.
@shutupmikeginn: I'm thinking about getting a mirror over my bed so I can watch myself while I'm eating cereal.