@onelongbender: Not sure yet why this cookie dough has baking instructions on the package.
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@Prero22: A cheetah stalking its prey would be jealous of the way I pounce on the Skip Ad button on YT once the 5 seconds are up.
@kwirkyKerri: The spider I let live in my kitchen is letting the bugs run amok. No free rides! Your days are numbered missy.
@idigcrazychics: You can't boss me around until you're older than the whiskey I drink. -subtweet to my GF
@Sam19eighty: Mom: I'm worried you might end up alone. nMe: Don't worry mom, do you know how many followers i have???nMom: ... ( Worried face)