@neiltyson: Not that anybody asked, but the Irresistible Force beats the Immovable Object — every time.
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@Crunk_Jews: Apparently, you still fail a roadside sobriety test if you just lay down and take a nap.
@daemonic3: Can you believe some cultures still communicate with clicky noises or primitive hieroglyphs? *clicks keyboard furiously* *adds 17 emojis*