@senderblock23: Not to 1up you but *drops green mushroom on your head*
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@RealDMK: Daughter (5): "Daddy your tummy is big and bouncy just like our trampoline" Me: "Well you're short and can't spell chrysanthemum"
@thenoahkinsey: Watching Finding Dory & her parents call her "cupcake." How do they know what that is? This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.
@SamGirlSunday: I don't know about you, but I could really go for a punch in your face right now.