@TheRolo: Not to brag, but a news anchor started following me today. She recognizes a disaster when she sees one.
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@lovemyboots111: How do you know your man is cheating? When he drives by her place the wifi connects
@itrevormoore: We don't thank them enough for it, but it was really cool that the Black Eyed Peas realized what they were doing was wrong and stopped.
@dubstep4dads: JIM: I've got an idea. Let's call this place "Jimadelphia" [PHIL is creeping up from behind with a crowbar]