@TheRolo: Not to brag, but a news anchor started following me today. She recognizes a disaster when she sees one.
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@Book_Krazy: I don't do Botox anymore cause when I can't make my angry face, people just assume it's ok to talk to me.
@3sunzzz: My sign? I'm a Zebra, no grey areas for me. Narrator: Ursula was indeed a Libra. She often confused astrology with zoology.
@SortaBad: ATTENTION: Can the owner of the 'MarioKart Champion' tshirt return to security? There are several women here who'd like to have sex with you
@HiddenPinky: Buddhist Monk sees kid in Nirvana t-shirt: "You like Nirvana? What's your favorite step on the 8-fold Path?" Kid: Nevermind "Yeah, me, too."