@TheRolo: Not to brag, but a news anchor started following me today. She recognizes a disaster when she sees one.
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@whalesmells: me: so did it hurt? her: yes, a lot me: when i splashed that salsa in your eye? her: I SAID YES
@SexytotheNorth: *Snowstorm on it's way* America - we need to stock up on bread and milk! Canadians - better hit the beer store.
@AGreaterMonster: LOL at the neighbor kids who didn't realize I keep my piranhas in the hot tub.