@mattgallo123: Not to brag, but according to this food packaging I just ate enough fancy cashews to serve 638 people.
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@MrBikferd: Guys: when you're shaving, do the Hitler part first. You don't want to get interrupted and then be running around with just the Hitler part.
@Faceyspace: Initially I thought I would rather catch herpes than feelings. But then I realized herpes are forever.
@WilliamRodgers: Hey I just met you... And this is Crazy... But this is a nice restaurant... So, Silence your baby!