@dafloydsta: Not to brag, but I always go to the hottest cashier at the store and she always checks me out.
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@better_off_dad: Doc: So you're not sleeping? Me: nah D: how much water do you drink? M: a glass a day D: Alcohol? M: 4 glasses D: Coffee? M: Yes, please
@punmagnate: Hold on, you guys. Turns out the person with bad opinions is extremely attractive. I'm on their side now.