@dafloydsta: Not to brag, but I always go to the hottest cashier at the store and she always checks me out.
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@NYC_Blonde: Watching the Olympics. Me: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING! GOLD MEDAL! Announcer: Ohhh! Not a good performance, those scores will not be pretty.