@dafloydsta: Not to brag, but I always go to the hottest cashier at the store and she always checks me out.
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@llvvzz: What woman say right before they kill you: Wow. Fine. Whatever. No problem. I'm not mad. Nothing's wrong. Sure, stay friends with your ex.
@anerdonfire2: I forced her to tell me what I was to her Apparently, I'm the 5th in line of guys she talks to when she's bored