@dafloydsta: Not to brag, but I always go to the hottest cashier at the store and she always checks me out.
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@Connan22: I will force my way into an inside joke and kill the fun before I let two people laugh about something I don't get.
@theroneman: [mom sneaks up & scares son; ruins coloring] Narrator: Does this happen to u? Then u need... [cut to mom jumping on 1 foot & yelling] Legos