@mjkspeaks: Not to brag, but I can spend hours coming up with reasons not to do something that takes 5 minutes.
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@ihateitmunky: Me: do you want to hear what happened to the last guy who threatened me Bumper cars operator: i meant your time is up like get off the ride
@vanderheydensax: "Well, you only live once." - Guy, convincing himself to skydive "Well, you only live once." - Me, convincing myself not to skydive
@underfleeker: [LUNCH INTERVIEW] "Our office attire is formal, is that ok?" *I adjust my tie and the little tie on my corndog* Sure.