@mjkspeaks: Not to brag, but I can spend hours coming up with reasons not to do something that takes 5 minutes.
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@VanVeenB: Dance like nobody's watching you. 'Cause they're not. Nobody cares. ~Inspirational tweet~
@GreenEyedJedi: I once dated a guy who left a trail of rose petals leading to a sinkful of dirty dishes.