@mjkspeaks: Not to brag, but I can spend hours coming up with reasons not to do something that takes 5 minutes.
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@genepompa: Can't believe my dog just ran into Petco and left me in the car with the windows rolled up
@SamGrittner: "WHAT DO WE WANT?!" "SELF-CONFIDENCE!" "WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!" *everyone breaks eye contact and starts mumbling*
@Gooooats: Me: I heard you like men with a huge collection of words that they know and can say. Her: A vocabulary? Me: A what?