@mjkspeaks: Not to brag, but I can spend hours coming up with reasons not to do something that takes 5 minutes.
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@Jade_VK: I only carry cash anymore in case I need to make a dramatic exit in the middle of coffee with a detective
@dubiousgenius: Scientists say Spider-Man would not be able to climb vertical surfaces due to his size. It's almost like someone made the whole thing up.
@Mikecanrant: Test drove a Jaguar today. Very fast but the ride was pretty bumpy and the saddle kept falling off. I also think he tried to bite me.