@mjkspeaks: Not to brag, but I can spend hours coming up with reasons not to do something that takes 5 minutes.
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@TimmyPumpkin: *licks stamp* hmmm tastes weird *mails letter* hmmm mailbox had wings *drives home on flying monkey* hmmm that wasn't a stamp
@rickkondell: Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks.
@TurnpikeTony: I better fix the hinge on this cabinet door before Ryan Gosling comes over, takes his shirt off and builds my lady a house.