@Jazzzzzmina: Not to brag, but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
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@ShoutingGoddess: When idiots talk to me, I just imagine they're saying, 'I'm an idiot,' over and over. Makes it easier to nod in agreement and not get cross.