@Kauaibride: not to brag but i finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes.
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@Dawn_M_: I won't undo a retweet in case someone finds it offensive. I just knit them onto pillows and give them as Christmas gifts.
@nefariousPeterD: Damn, you know you're getting old when you get up in the morning and have to rest for awhile
@pumpkin_horse: *cries over spilt milk* *cries under spilt milk* *cries adjacent to spilt milk* *cries immediately to the left of spilt milk* *cries diagona