@lildandeli0n: Be the reason they create new laws.
@jordan_stratton: *makes eye contact with beautiful woman across fancy restaurant*
Waiter, send that woman a glass of your finest Sprite.
@Thynebear: *cop approaches me*
"have u seen this girl?"
*holds up photo*
"yeah I've seen her, NAKED"
*hi-5*
"haha but seriously shes in my trunk"
@spicy_peen: *Makes piƱatas that look like people's exes
*Retires a billionaire
@ElgatoEsmio: how do you get over the heartache of an ex whose cat ur never gonna see again?
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