@causticbob: Mark Zuckerberg says he wears a grey t-shirt everyday because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter. He runs Facebook.

@jordan_stratton: If you think January has been a big month for marches, you're gonna lose your mind when you hear what the 3rd month of the year is called.

@Puncroaker: My inability to pronounce Spanish names makes me sad, and I'm not even Jaoquin.

@Dawn_M_: *rolls over to your desk on chair* So what was in that browser you just quickly minimised?

@shariv67: God is like Justin Bieber. I have nothing against him personally, but his fan club is super annoying.