@robfee: Not to brag, but most of the problems that take Dora the Explorer 30 minutes to figure out, I can solve in like 18-20 minutes.
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@FinallyHeSleeps: The only thing sexier than a girl wearing glasses is a girl wearing only glasses.
@Black__Elvis: They say the camera adds ten pounds so my girlfriend only needs to lose about four or five cameras before bikini season.
@sarcastictroler: Best Friend: Best day of my life was the day I got married. Wbu? Me: *Recalling when I got free Pizza from Pizza Hut* Yes My Wedding Day