@sixfootcandy: Not to brag, but my antics at work resulted in several items being added to the employee manual.
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@MattFnWallace: And then come the thinkpieces. "ARE Cats Really iPhones?" "Why Telling People Who Think Cats Are iPhones They're Wrong Isn't the Answer"
@ItsJennaMarbles: Running away doesnt help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.
@shakenbakegurl: I'm really bad at measuring the correct amount of pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti tonight, come on over.