@sixfootcandy: Not to brag, but my antics at work resulted in several items being added to the employee manual.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: Social media is great. Before Facebook I'd never know what the girl who wrote "dirty Jew" on my 8th grade locker was thankful for this year.
@gonzohostility: Said she was gonna send a pic of her "backyard' . Turns out we weren't on the same page
@E_lok44: Me: What kind of stupid phone you got there? Him: Windows phone Me: Oh [takes it and lobs it out the window] Yes it is