@sixfootcandy: Not to brag, but my antics at work resulted in several items being added to the employee manual.
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@Kyle_Lippert: Just saw a dude catcall a woman with "Nice heels, girl" and his friend slapped him and said "Those are knock offs, bro"
@Sam_Alan33: Staying at a hotel tonight which means I get to play everyone's favorite game: Are you smarter than a new shower?
@noogscorner: Maybe that neighbor without a Wi-Fi password isn't an idiot. Maybe he's generous. And an idiot.
@causticbob: My wife asked me today if I would ever cheat on her. I replied, "Who else would I cheat on?"