@KevinFarzad: Not to brag but my bank says I have an outstanding balance.
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@SadieSmithRoks: A homeless man just asked me if I was having a bad hair day, so I took my dollar back.
@iamspacegirl: You better watch out, you better not cry You better not pout, I'm telling you why Emotion signals weakness to your enemy Be vigilant, my son
@Naked_Superman: Gin & Tonic: 91 calories. Banana: 105 calories. Choosing the healthy option: Priceless.
@SaraMansford: The only way I'd be scared of a ghost is if one was coming at me wearing a fitted sheet that I thought I'd have to eventually fold.