@TheBoydP: Not to brag but my boss gave me a certificate of achievement and he said it’s much more prestigious than a pay raise.
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@TheMichaelRock: Me: We need to hire smarter people. HR: Why? Me: Is there someone smarter I can talk to about this? HR...
@OfficeofSteve: They'll continuously make Fast & Furious movies until it's a bunch of old men trying to get out of a grocery store parking lot