@TheBoydP: Not to brag but my boss gave me a certificate of achievement and he said it’s much more prestigious than a pay raise.
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@fuzzlime: I take great pride in the fact that I have told you "the stupidest thing you've ever heard" in more than one argument
@electrolemon: independence day 2 has been out in the US for mere hours and it has already been upstaged by a somehow even worse independence day overseas
@MelvinofYork: Hi, I want to get a tattoo to express my individuality. Do you mind if I look through this book of tattoos you've done for other people?